A Cheeky Old Lady

Yes, it’s time to share something light and funny on my blog again (and I’m going to try to do this every couple months or so, especially when I come across stuff that literally has me on the floor laughing my arse off!).  And here’s something I found, not too long ago, that’s just too good not to share on here. 😉

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Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?”

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except for one small elderly lady.

“Mrs. Neely, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?”

“I don’t have any,” she replied, smiling sweetly.

“Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual.”

“How old are you?”

“Ninety-eight,” she replied.

The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

“Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live till ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?”

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: “I outlived the bitches.”

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