So, I got this email a while back, and it has just come to my realization that I never shared it on my blog! Like what’s the deal with that, yo? I mean it was just too damn effing good not to share it with everyone on here. What was wrong with me? Ack!
Anyway, okay, so just read it and you’ll know exactly what I mean. 😉
Disclaimer: I’ve changed the actual name of the letter to my online alias “SesapZai” 🙂
Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Katherine Markinson and I represent Artby Group LLC Company.
I am pleased to offer you a part-time position as a Payment Processing Agent at Artby Group LLC, world’s famous arts promoting company. In this assignment of this position, your key responsibilities will be to deal with the Company’s customers and payments for the provided services.
Your base salary is 2,300$ – 4,500 per month or $45,000 – $75,000 per year. Your salary is payable once a month at month end in accordance with the Company’s standard payroll practices. Your hours of work are expected to be from 9am to 11 am Monday through Friday.
As a part-time employee, you will be eligible to participate in Artby Group LLC group benefit plans for employees.
I wish to convey my sincere enthusiasm about the possibility of you joining our Company. I hope that you find the terms of this offer reasonable and attractive.
Applicants are requested to provide their full names, phone numbers and availability time and send this information to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Artby Group LLC Company