They Walk Among Us!

My dad just sent me this forward, and it was just the perfect thing to start my day! Also, considering the fact that I’ve started this new thing on my blog where I’m trying to share some humourous stuff, in addition to the more serious stuff I typically write on; so here’s something a little lighter for your reading pleasure! (You know what? Come to think of it, I should create a Humour Section on my blog. Hmm. Maybe I will. :))

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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted….”Look at that dead bird!” Someone looked up at the sky and said…”where???”

They Walk among us!

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, “Does the sun rise in the north?” When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for some time, she shook her head and said, “Oh, I don’t keep up with that stuff.”

 They Walk Among Us!

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but “didn’t think she’d get sunburned because the car was moving.”

 They Walk Among Us!

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I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half kilogram sirloin. She informed me they only had an 500g sirloin. Not wanting to make a scene, I told her I would take the 500g steak instead of the half-kgr.

They Walk Among Us!

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car and it’s designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the boot…

They Walk Among Us!

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My friends and I were on a Lager run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought two cases. The cashier multiplied two times 10% and gave us a 20% discount….

They Walk Among Us!

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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, “Wouldn’t the chain rip out every time she turned her head?” I had to explain that a person’s nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned…

They Walk Among Us!

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While working at a pizza parlour, I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into four pieces or six. He thought about it for some time before responding.

“Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.”

Yup, They Walk Among Us, too!

AND SADLY, NOT ONLY DO THEY WALK AMONG US, THEY ALSO REPRODUCE!

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2 responses to “They Walk Among Us!

  1. I almost never drop comments, however i did some searching and wound up here They Walk Among Us! SesapZai – Artist. Academic. Philanthropist.. And I do have a couple of questions for you if it’s allright. Could it be simply me or does it give the impression like some of the responses look like they are written by brain dead people? 😛 And, if you are writing at additional places, I would like to follow everything new you have to post. Could you make a list of every one of all your shared sites like your Facebook page, twitter feed, or linkedin profile?

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